Bass4Bots is proud to announce that
after several years of searching on distant planets,
our research team has finally discovered the missing link to machine consciousness.
We are now (for the first time ever), able to provide your
machine with a heart.
It will not only act human-like; it will also have a self-depending
and unpredictable character, just like a friend or a child.
Our "People of Earth" program can now update* your robot (or any
machine of your choice) with a synthetic soul,
no additional devices such as needles or implants required!
Don’t sleep on this, make your robot happy...now...!